BREAKING NEWS: SCOHA VETERAN GETS FOOT CAUGHT IN THAT PLASTIC 6-PACK CAN HOLDER, POSTPONES SUMMER TRAINING FOR 4-6 WEEKS
Grand Masters wiley veteran Mike Vanderzee is recovering after getting his left foot caught in one of those clear plastic beer can holders while swimming at the wave pool last week.
His pre-season training will be paused for between 4-6 weeks as he comes to grips with the severity of his injury.
When reporters conveyed on Vanderzee’s front lawn, albeit he hasn’t mowed it since June 9th, his only comment was “Just wish I clipped my toenails more often or this wouldn’t have happened.”
Reporters added that Mike was grimacing as he hobbled back inside after getting annoyed by the media presence on his grass.
Mike is an unrestricted free agent and hopes this setback won’t affect him signing a 1 or 2 year contract with a team at the draft this year. Last season Mike scored 5 goals and added 6 assists in 20 games for the Stars.
Chris Marttila
SCOHA Blogologist